Gnome Alone: There’s No Place for Gnome

On a recent visit to my favorite big box store, I discovered garden gnomes on clearance. The poor guys had reduced price stickers on their foreheads. Nothing is sadder than an unwanted gnome priced to go. OK, almost nothing. This story has a happy ending. On the next visit all the gnomes were gone...

Do vampire slayers buy in bulk?

I enjoy shopping at warehouse stores, but sometimes, when I see an enormous quantity of certain products, I wonder how a consumer can use them up before they expire. One of my friends divides up the items into smaller containers and doles them out to her adult children. I recently purchased a twenty pack...